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Dear Diamond Heights Safeway

July 9, 2008

You are superior in every way to the Castro Safeway*. Specifically, when I was done shopping, I immediately got in line and checked out. SWEET. Will you be my Safeway boyfriend?

Thanks,

Mace

*Except in terms of people watching. The DH Safeway is full of people with families or people discussing people they knew in common in high school.

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